Willkommen :3
"You only deserve an opinion if you can share it respectfully." My life quote.
❤ Tokio Hotel ❤ Kerli ❤ Lady Gaga ❤ One Direction ❤
I'm a Moonchild, a Monster, a Directioner but most importantly, I'm an Alien. I will always be a proud Tokio Hotel fan.Blog includes mostly funny stuff, with a little bit of serious thrown in for good measure. Humour is the only thing that saves me from giving up on the world. I'm seriously obsessed with British comedians. Twitter is my whole fucking life, along with Tumblr and Youtube. I'm on Tumblr daily, because I'm that sad. I'm not even remotely good looking but I've been told I'm funny and nice so... what the fuck ever. GIF's are just EVERYTHING, okay?
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Interviewer: I'm sitting down with Madonna today to discuss her upcoming-Madonna: I'M NOT JEALOUS OF GAGA I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY EVERYONE KEEPS BRINGING HER UP MY WORK SHOULD BE ABLE TO SPEAK FOR ITSELF STOP PERPETUATING SOMETHING THAT'S NOT THERE I WAS BEING IRONIC.... ...
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Amy Kirkpatrick of Data Romance Preforming on Stage
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Jackson | Johnny Cash feat. June Carter
Well, go on down to Jackson,
go ahead and wreck your health,
Go play your hand you... -
Larry Stylinson
Ziall Horlik
and then there’s Liam touching himself…
but to those 91 people who just ignore me and who are too repulsed by my blog to even unfollow me
The many outfits of the REVEL show
legs! legs! beautiful legs everywhere! haha
Love you Beyonce! :D
Johnny Depp at Jimmy Kimmel
- me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
4 random Harry Styles personal pictures
(via malikster)
(X) -Danielle Peazar.
This made me lol
(via zaynlovesithard)
- Interviewer: I'm sitting down with Madonna today to discuss her upcoming-
- Madonna: I'M NOT JEALOUS OF GAGA I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY EVERYONE KEEPS BRINGING HER UP MY WORK SHOULD BE ABLE TO SPEAK FOR ITSELF STOP PERPETUATING SOMETHING THAT'S NOT THERE I WAS BEING IRONIC.
- Interviewer: um..
- Madonna: SHE'S NOT ME AND SHE NEVER WILL BE. WHAT DID I THINK OF BORN THIS WAY? I LIKED IT BETTER WHEN IT WAS CALLED EXPRESS YOURSELF AHAHAHAHAH I AM THE ONE AND ONLY QUEEN. REMEMBER THAT TIME BRITNEY AND I SCISSORED AT THE VMA'S?
- Interviewer: Ok. Madonna. No. It's not ok that you're doing this. If there's anyone in the pop community you should be attempting to foster a friendship with it's lady gaga considering she's going through the same thing now, that you went through back during your Like a Prayer and Erotica eras where everyone kept undermining your artistic expression at every turn. What do you possibly stand to gain from all of this? Where is your shame?
- Madonna: *stretches her neck out in an attempt to intimidate the interviewer. screeching, she lifts her arms and a gust of wind carries her loose skin and she takes flight around the studio attempting to urinate on the interviewer. A cloud of thick dust dissipates out of what's left of her bergina.*
HOLY HOMOSEXUALS! That is fucking hot!
